Throwing-Star Cordarounds


These pants are slim-fitting. If you’d like a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.


Here’s what they’re made of: 100% cotton. Machine-wash cold with like colors, tumble-dry low. Use a cool iron and non-chlorine bleach only, if needed. Dry cleanable, if desired. Hug once in a while.
Vital Statistics
  • Horizontal-corduroy pants? YES!
  • More aerodynamic, less likely to cause crotch combustion.
  • Subtly revealing side-flash pockets + peekaboo back pockets.
  • Ultra-comfy cotton construction.
  • May violate certain concealed-carry laws.

Finally, Horizontal Corduroy Pants

Praise science and the incredible times we live in: Betabrand has fabricated corduroy that goes sideways instead of up and down! That means a significantly lower drag coefficient compared to conventional corduroy trousers.

And Cordarounds aren’t simply aerodynamic. While vertical corduroy produces friction that can heat a crotch to disagreeable levels, possibly leading to spontaneous combustion, Cordarounds’ horizontal wales mesh evenly, lowering the average wearer’s crotch heat index (CHI) reading by up to 22%.

We’ve always said Cordarounds are cooler than common cords. Now we have the data to prove it!

Cordarounds are made in limited batches, with unique pocket liners. Throwing-Star Cordarounds feature a veritable ninja buffet of deadly weaponry.

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